Friday, December 31, 2010

Have A Blast(er)!

Igor has something to say to You.
Have a happy new year!

Friday, December 24, 2010

Holiday Special.

Igor's little helper called for attention, because he had something to announce.
Igor had no idea what was happpening.
"Who are all these droids?" He asked.
"Well, while you were in Seattle, I built myself a small droid army." The small robot said and continued:
"They immediately went out to search for bounties and now they're back."
"So consider this a christmas present from us"

"Wow" Igor didn't know what to say.
But the lil' droid knew just what to say:
"Open it!"
So Igor sat down and started opening his present.
"This is soo exciting!"
"Wow. You guys are the best!"
"It's a Han Solo frozen in carbonite!"
"Cool!" Igor said just before he attacked the small droid army while yelling:
"Group hug!"
And the small pile of droids could be heard saying:
"Merry christmas Igor!"

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Gävle Goat

Igor is up to no good. Again.
I told him to stop ruining christmas but he only answered:
"I'm not ruining anything, I am keeping a tradition alive"

[For non-swedish readers, click HERE for an explanation]

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Call Off Christmas.

As a true hunter Igor mounted the deer on his wall.
Igor telling children that Santa must get a replacement deer.
Igor can obiously not tell the difference between a red deer and a reindeer.
Let's not tell him that, it might break his little CPU.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

True Nature

Igor went out skiing in the woods when all of a sudden.
This was an opportunity too good to miss.

Igor quickly pulled out his sniper rifle.
Really taking his time aiming it at the target.



Igor quickly skis over too see if he did hit anything with his shot.

"Oh yes! It's definitely not a miss"
"I just have to follow the blood trail in the snow to find the bastard" Igor said, and I could tell by the tone of his voice just how excited he was.

"Lots of blood, we're close now!"


..Igor found his prey.
"I will put this one on my wall back home. It's my first ever kill."
You just couldn't doubt how satisfied this assassin droid sounded while saying that.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Snow Day.

Igor had been nagging on me for quite some time now.
He wants to go out and play in the snow.
And I let him out.

But it did not take long before he yelled at me for help.
Well, well, well. Igor fell right through the fluffy snow.

So he had to do something about that.
"Skis should solve the problem!" He told me.
Good thing that he could borrow some skis from his friend Snow Job.

At first it was kind of hard to master these new funny looking long shoes.

Soon enough Igor had perfected his skiing skills and told me that he was going out for a big adventure in the snowy landscape.

To be continued...

Friday, December 3, 2010

Negative Energy.

After noticing the melancholy Igor was suffering from I decided to do a check up on his system.

I think I found soucre of the problem.
There was a huge sick component that that polluted his thoughts.
A picture of the droid confronting the problem.
Igor says: "Stay away from sick components kids!"

After that Igor said that he wanted to try out  the new giant treadmill.
Igor said that treadmills must be the stupidest things ever.
"You run but you don't get anywhere, whats the deal about that? Bah!"

But Igor got all worked up when I told him about the plans I have arranged for him.
He quickly ran away and just shortly after he yelled:
"HEY! You know? This is going to be..."

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Working Classed Robot.

Igor's stuck in the life of an everyday man.

You know the routine:

Go to work.
Do your thing.
Take the commute back home.
Stare out the train window in silence, and try to figure out why you shouldn't just go home and push your OFF-button.